If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:

1. They know how to use a map? (via runt-of-the-web.com)

2. You can't pay your rent with gum. (via 777okandatv.tumblr.com)

3. Geez take it easy. (via fbfundies.com)

4. He's his biggest fan. (via justremember143.tumblr.com)

5. He does know what it feels like to be dumb, though. (via modesthaven.tumblr.com)

6. No one ever expects that status. (via failbook.com)

7. What she needs is to repeat third grade english. (via reparothetardis.tumblr.com)

8. The real reason why Best Buy is having financial difficulties. (via tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com)

9. Uh, thank you? (via lamebook.com)

10. Cow depression is a serious issue. (via yvanthepokemon.tumblr.com)

11. Most people just barbecue on Labor Day, but to each their own. (via unfriendable.com)

12. HAT! (via humblehotchner.tumblr.com)

13. Not even the spell checker can help this person. (via jesus-took-the-wheel.tumblr.com)

14. Almost had hope for the future. (via theevilzombieninja.tumblr.com)

15. Clearly not an English major. (via epicfail.com)

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