Kim Kar-cashin'-In You might think it will be funny to see Kim Kardashian talking about the economy, but believe me when I tell you, it's boring. [Buzzfeed]
Till Fake Death Do They Part I think we can all agree that the best way to ensure your girlfriend loves you is to fake your own death right in front of her to see how traumatized she gets, right? [Gawker]
Fight Attendant Read Glenn Beck's rant about how he got bad service on an airplane because he thinks the founding fathers weren't racist? Or something? [GlennBeck.com]
Houston, We Have A Foot Long Today, a blog called "Brainiac" tells us about the first hot dog to be shot into the upper atmosphere and then eaten. I dunno, that sounds like it's more up our alley…[Brainiac]
Tasteful Nudes That stripper didn't just ask you for cash for a lap dance, she's an artist. Maybe she was applying for a grant? [Politico]
