Hitting The Bottle Do we really need to tell you that having sex with bottles of booze in the back of a truck is a bad idea? Sigh. Yeah, I guess we do. [The Smoking Gun]

Sign Of The Times Finally, a political sign everybody can get behind. [The Daily What]

Impressive Bust A naked woman in Times Square gets arrested in Times Square, and then gets $15,000 for it. [NY Post]

The Dude Endorses Oh, good– Jeff Bridges' character from The Big Lebowski has endorsed Obama. Not like it really matters, the character of the Big Lebowski would probably like Romney, and I'm guessing Walter Sobchak is Ron Paul all the way. [CNN]

Losing Their Shirts Old Navy pulls shirts that falsely claim the Houston Texans won something, ever. [Daily Mail]

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