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The 7 dumbest, most painful sex injuries on record

August 28, 2012 3:00 PM | permalink

Posted by Tina

Agonizingly painful sex injuries (like these 7 cringe-worthy bedroom disasters) can only happen from engaging in dumb sexual behaviors.

If you stick to positions that won't break a limb and shop for your sex toys at the adult superstore instead of the pasta aisle of your local Piggly Wiggly, you're probably safe to get your freak on. But the minute you go stupidly sticking uncooked spaghetti noodles up your man sausage or pouring Tabasco sauce all over your lady flower, you're in for a world of pain.

The 7 Most Agonizing Sex Injuries On Record

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