"911, what's your emergency?" "Uh, can you send a female cop to my house? I'm masturbating."
Joshua Basso (pictured, left) called 911 seven times last week looking for a little sexual gratification. Needless to say, the cops finally came to his house.
Click here to listen to the graphic phone call. Put your headphones on, because it's NSFW.
Joshua Basso Asks Female Deputies For Sex During 911 Call (NSFW)
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