
Sick Phone, Dude If you're going to steal a phone, maybe make sure the owner isn't quarantined for having the Ebola virus. [Huff Post Weird]
Maine Event That's funny, I thought Fox News anchors didn't like President Obama. [Tosh.0 Blog]
Un-Real Estate Here are the floor plans of a fictional apartments and houses from your favorite TV shows (and also Friends.) [Izismile]
Just Enter The Season Somehow, amazingly, the New York Jets have figured out a way to suck before the season even begins. [NY Post]
Southern Discomfort Florida man arrested for calling 911 to ask for sex from female police officers. No, he's not speaking at the GOP convention. [The Smoking Gun]
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