Black Hearts Here's a blog post written before Friday's mass shooting in New York City, offering a modest proposal- if we know at this point that we're not going to do ANYTHING when this happens again, and it does keep happening, why not give medals to the families of the murdered, thanking them for their sacrifice to freedom? [Esquire]

Misrepresenting Themselves How do members of Congress deal with reporters on Capital Hill? Former NPR reporter says they lie to them, all day, every day. Read until the end, she actually calls them a**holes. [Politico]

Dance Like Everyone's Watching Your dad looks pretty cool over there. [Videogum]

Buzzworthy I once had a girlfriend from Queens who made me come over to get rid of a spider. This is worse than that. [The Sideshow]

Slice Of Life Pete's Apartment seems really weird. Even if this is fake, it's pretty dumb. [YouTube]

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