If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:

1. She must have a very angular jawline. (via mucho-amor.tumblr.com)

2. Some one call animal rescue. (via babygyrl2007420.tumblr.com)

3. Awkward history lesson. (via tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com)

4. So…who wants the placenta? (via lamebook.com)

5. And really dumb. (via www.joe.ie)

6. There is no justice in the world. (via no-more-mainstream.tumblr.com)

7. It's in the general vicinity. (via lamebook.com)

8. Looks like I'm crying myself to sleep again tonight! (via failbook.com)

9. Someone likes Jersey Shore more than the spell checker. (via techeblog.com)

10. Just in case there were any zombies or vampires on Facebook. (via freecodesource.com)

11. Try to control yourselves, ladies. (via lamebook.com)

12. It's a good thing I don't care about the show. (via abbi-is-not-here-leaveamessage.tumblr.com)

13. Looks like this post is headed in one direction. (via dont–rain-on-my–parade.tumblr.com) 

14. Best story ever. (via my-sweet-sansrival.tumblr.com)

15. I think you're forgetting something. (via runt-of-the-web.com)

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