Earlier this week, some folks noticed that the campaign website of embattled Congressman Todd Akin (R-MO) featured a large picture of a fetus. Then, this morning, the fetus was gone.

What happened? Dumb As A Blog sat down with the fetus, and got her side of the story.

DUMB AS A BLOG: Good morning to you. Thanks for your time.

TODD AKIN'S UNWANTED FETUS: Thanks for having me. Haha. Get it?

DUMB AS A BLOG: No problem, stay as long as you want.

TODD AKIN'S UNWANTED FETUS: Oh, thanks– that's really great of you.

DUMB AS A BLOG: So what happened with Todd Akin?

TODD AKIN'S UNWANTED FETUS: I'll be honest, out of every website I could have been on, I really didn't expect Todd Akin to terminate me. And then boom– the second it's not convenient for him, he pulls the plug. It's irresponsible, is what it is.

DUMB AS A BLOG: Do you know who put you on Todd Akin's website to begin with?

TODD AKIN'S UNWANTED FETUS: I don't. But it's becoming pretty clear that someone may have put me there against Todd Akin's will.

DUMB AS A BLOG: You mean he didn't want you there, he said no, and someone still put you on that website, forcibly?

TODD AKIN'S UNWANTED FETUS: It's a distinct possibility.

DUMB AS A BLOG: Is that legitimate?

TODD AKIN'S UNWANTED FETUS: Legitimate? What a stupid thing to say. But I don't know. I'm a fetus, dude. For all I know, his uncle put me there.  

DUMB AS A BLOG: Do you think Todd Akin should be legally required to keep you on his website, even if someone or a member of his family did it against his will?

TODD AKIN'S UNWANTED FETUS: No, that'd be crazy.

DUMB AS A BLOG: Are you sure?

TODD AKIN'S UNWANTED FETUS: I mean, something like this is difficult for anybody. But at the end of the day, it's his website. He gets to make that choice, right?

DUMB AS A BLOG: Well sure. For now, anyway.

Fetus Vanishes From Akin Website

[Buzzfeed]