Oh, My Akin Head All this rape and abortion talk has gone bonkers. Here's Mike Huckabee talking about all the great people who were the result of rapes, like Gospel singer Ethel Waters. Uh, right. So, wait– what are you saying? Rosemary's Baby might have grown up to be nice? If we never have abortions and have even more rape, Americans will be MUCH better at singing? Do you know that when you talk all I hear is a cuckoo clock?   [LA Times]

Nobody Puts Swayze In A Corner  I'll take "dead" for 200, Alex. [CNN]

Dumb Jocks "It's human nature if you're white, to root for the white guy." Uh, I think you just said "human nature" when you were trying to say "racist." [Washington Post]

Twit Of The Day Here's a guy who honestly seems to equate Joe Biden with Mr. Legitimate Rape over there. All together now, "Oooooooooooooooooof." [Salon]

This Spuds For You My head hurts from all the stupid out there today. Here's the story about potatoes. [CNN]

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