If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:

1. Try to control yourselves, ladies. (via lamebook.com)

2. It's a good thing I don't care about the show. (via abbi-is-not-here-leaveamessage.tumblr.com)

3. Looks like this post is headed in one direction. (via dont–rain-on-my–parade.tumblr.com)

4. Best story ever. (via my-sweet-sansrival.tumblr.com)

5. I think you're forgetting something. (via runt-of-the-web.com)
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