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15 dumb sex toys that will scare you silly

August 18, 2012 1:55 PM | permalink

Posted by Tina

These 15 sex toys are so frighteningly freakish, they would even scare the likes of that kinky, S&M-loving 50 Shades of Grey protagonist.

For instance, the "Humiliator Gag System," which includes demeaning attachments like a feather duster and a toilet brush. You know, because it's totally sexy to clean a pooper with your mouth.

Click here for this and 14 more awkward sex toys that will make you never want to get it on again.

15 Real Sex Toys That Will Give You Nightmares

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