If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:

1. This is taking stupid to a whole other level. (via failbook.com)

2. I don't know what baffles me more, her making it to the 9th grade or her status update. (via hopeinahopelessworld.tumblr.com)

3. Like how to better educate its citizens living abroad. (via lamebook.com)

4. It wasn't very obvious to Steve! (via facebookcraze.com)

5. You mean bears don't recite Shakespeare? (via second-and-sebering.tumblr.com)

6. The only thing the producers 'discovered' was another sucker. (via lamerstatus.tumblr.com)

7. Why can't I nanny a kid like that? (via aheartlikeagun.tumblr.com)

8. That would explain the person with the camera. (via facebookfoolishness.tumblr.com)

9. Uh, yeah. Where's the outrage? (via anhngoyaydjafsk.tumblr.com)

10. Some people have no eye for detail. (via lamebook.com)

11. I'm sure the restraining order includes "posting creepy comments on Facebook." (via lamerstatus.tumblr.com)

12. Those naughty Roman numerals! (via anhngoyaydjafsk.tumblr.com)

13. Only one more month to go until she's totally sure! (via runt-of-the-web.com)

14. Can't get past her eagle eye. (via smackintheface.tumblr.com)

15. 2012 gold medal winner for the dumbest tattoo. (via lamebook.com)

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