More Rockin' Less Talkin'  Dave Mustaine, the frontman for one of the greatest speed metal outfits of all time, said something sort of, well– slow. This is a bummer, as I love Megadeth, but how much accuracy can we expect from someone who can't spell "death?"  [Grantland]

40 Days and 40 YIKES So, um– one of the ladies who was in Baywatch is pretty busy looking for Noah's Ark. Not kidding.  Do all pretend lifeguards get riled up about pretend floods? [TMZ]

Bacon, Lettuce and Tanqueray I'll have an egg salad sandwich. ON THE ROCKS.

Pictures Don't Age, Dummy This is something special. OK, first off, we're all clear that taking naked pictures of a 16-year-old girl is NOT OK, yes? Yes. You know what else isn't OK?  Waiting until the girl is 18 to post them online. There are literally not enough facepalm gifs in the universe for this guy. [Salt Lake Tribune]

Papaya Galore Did you know that the word "papaya" is Cuban slang for vagina? I didn't, until today. Of course, I'm not running for president. [Raw Story]

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