Trumping The Shark
Deep Dish-gusting Cinnabon makes pizza now? OH GOOD. LOOKS DELICIOUS. [Gawker]
Yolking Prohibited Nobody show Michael Bloomberg this, or we won't be able to have pickled eggs in bars either. [LA Times]
The Price Is Equal OK, turn out the lights. Time to pack it up. If you were born before 1980, this is the last of your childhood. It's all going in the truck. Wave goodbye everybody. You can't go home again. [CNN]
May Remorse Be With You On ANY OTHER DAY this would be the stupidest tattoo on the Internet. Not today. Still, it might be the stupidest Star Wars thing on the Internet today. And that's still pretty impressive. [Tosh.0]

