This toolbag not only begged a chick for a second date, but when she kindly rejected him, he had the audacity to send an "accidental" text to his bro ranting about her.
What kind of guy gives his dude friends that much detail about a lackluster first date? Read the redonkulous text messages in full, and judge for yourself.
Oh, and he wore a fedora to their Avengers movie date. That alone makes him King Douchopotamus.