Bad Vibes A couple days ago, I mentioned that a company was planning on giving New Yorkers free sex toys out of hot dog carts. Well, that was happening until the CITY SHUT THEM DOWN!  One woman grumbled “Bloomberg doesn’t want anyone to have fun. You can’t have a giant soda. You can’t have a vibrator.” Uh, hey lady? I'm not sure about this, but I think you're drinking soda wrong.  [NY Post]

Dirty Birdies Incredibly dumb, incredibly funny, partially dirty. It's another video from Conan's XXX website. This one stars Will Ferrell and is (pretty much) safe for work. [Team Coco]

Non-Sticky Situation Another day, another naked man gets arrested covered in cooking spray. All I hope for is that his girlfriend's name is Pam. [Quad City Times]

Note Kidding Beck releases an album that's just sheet music. This reminds me of the time I went to a restaurant and was served a recipe. [AV Club]

PAWS 2 Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the litter… [Happy Place]

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