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Facebook Fails: 5 of the dumbest status updates ever

August 08, 2012 4:00 PM | permalink

Posted by Nik

If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:

1. Never get in the way of a hungry customer and their onion blossom. (via awkwardfacebook.com)

2. Looks like someone fell asleep on their keyboard again. (via peetaaa-mellark.tumblr.com)

3. We have two very different definitions for 'compassion' and 'ironic'. (via shawbear.tumblr.com)

4. This guy isn't a true 'merican! (via lamebook.com)

5. Looks like it doesn't blend. (via facebookbeststatus.com)

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