If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:
1. Well at least we know where his brain isn't. (via annabananne.tumblr.com)
2. How about "by not talking to strippers on Facebook"? (via lamebook.com)
3. Your lungs must love you. (via lamerstatus.tumblr.com)
4. Looks like it's time to get reacquainted with the pizza delivery guy again. (via lamebook.com)
5. The game definitely takes priority over war and famine in Africa.