If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:

1. Not bad for fourth place!

2. Your dentist must be devastated. (via just-another-buscus-babe.tumblr.com)

3. Oh no you didn't! (via kulfoto.tumblr.com)

4. Good plan. (via sarah-sweetblood.tumblr.com)

5. I'm sure the police would love to personally congratulate you. (via tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com)

6. "Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it." —Batman (via runt-of-the-web.com)

7. Dinner is going to be really awkward tonight. (via facebookcraze.com)

8. Not as easy as it is to hate you. (via rich-people-problems.tumblr.com)

9. The latest innovation for sad lonely men. (via tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com)

10. Walk towards a cliff and see who's right. (via failbooking.com)

11. It's amazing how fast this guy can go through a relationship. (via funniest-images.com)

12. Why are you complaining? I want to live next door to this dog! (via lamebook.com)

13. Our failing school system explained in a single status update. (via facebookcraze.com)

14. Bruce Banner's status update, right after he turns into the Hulk. (via akhmadmuakhor.tumblr.com)

15. The human brain wasn't meant to handle ten different types of bread. (via facebookcraze.com)

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