Oh Say, Can You Seco You probably wanted to know what Jose Canseco thinks about gun control, right? RIGHT? [Vice]
White Noise Here's a solid blog post about guy who likes to wear headphones, but then his headphone jack breaks so, you'll never believe this, HE GOES WITHOUT HEADPHONES. My favorite part is when he says it makes him more creative. [AndyHayes.com]
She's A Survivor And here's Dianne Burnett, former wife of Survivor's Rob Burnett, and then another guy, talking about why she divorced her husbands. Yes, she appears to be an unredeemably selfish monster, but the key dumb detail? In her bio, she lists herself as a "visionary." [Huff Post Divorce]
Patriot Fans It's hard to say if the parents of U.S. gymnast Aly Raisman are dumb, but as far as I know, there isn't a website out there called "Twitchy as A Blog." [Parenting]
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