If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:

1. The punctuation police never take a holiday! (via daniellerenae17.tumblr.com)

2. The argument may be invalid, but your type 2 diabetes isn't. (via diamondringsandsillythings.tumblr.com)

3. And still can't get a date. I wonder why? (via lindsay-m-xx.tumblr.com)

4. Just delete a lifetime of memories? NEVER! (via mau5tard.tumblr.com)

5. At least they let her keep the phone. (via aesthetic-pleasure.tumblr.com)

6. Well, there's always Myspace. (via lamebook.com)

7. Surprise! You get a big fat bill at the end of the month! (via facebookcraze.com)

8. Are you reading this, Bing? (via funneestuff.tumblr.com)

9. Looks like someone just broke out of the friend zone! (via katielooney.tumblr.com)

10. Twenty-five people thought this was a casting call for "America's Next Top Model". (via the-beautiful-oblivion.tumblr.com)

11. So do the people who try to read your updates. (via lamebook.com)

12. Mom has never been so proud. (via tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com)

13. It's spelled d-u-m-b. (via the-r-block.tumblr.com)

14. I guess we have to start somewhere. (via joe.ie)

15. Matthew just found the perfect date for Saturday night. (via xocourtneey.tumblr.com)

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