It's every man's worst nightmare.
Fei Lin told cops he was asleep when thieves burst into his room, put a bag over his head and ran off with his manhood. "I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing — then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone," Lin said.
After reading the full story, you might want to consider locking up your love stick at night.
Chinese Man's Penis Stolen By Theives
The Worldwide Leader in Dumb! Stalk us on Facebook and Twitter.

