Pro Life, Even If It Kills You  In the Dominican Republic, a pregnant teenager is being denied aggressive chemotherapy treatments because they would terminate her pregnancy, which is against the country's anti-abortion law. Not really clear where the law stands on "the mother dying of leukemia." [CNN]

Mom And Pop Establishment This story sounds like it may not be  that dumb, until you hear this argument: "Maybe if someone was interested [in taking a pregnancy test] she might have followed up on that BEFORE going to the bar?" [HLNTV]

Shooting Off His Mouth In today's "totally asinine comment relating to the tragic shooting in Colorado" news, here's Wall Street Journal columnist James Taranto! [Gawker]

Wife Threatening Encounter In Nigeria, safe sex means "only having sex with four of your wives in a row." [Hindustan News]

Hockey Shtick As great openings go, it's hard to top "Last week we went viral. Around the internet on various sites catering to hockey fans and to a lesser extent homosexuals…." [Niagra Falls Reporter]

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