Not A Flight Risk After a man does his time in jail, he's free to go. But what happens when he doesn't want to? [News Observer]

Slow And Steady Wins The Race War  Need another reason to like Mitt Romney? How about the fact that he's white! [The Telegraph]

Garbage Time I have a pretty good idea why your brakes aren't working. Might be time for a mechanic who works days. [YouTube]

Jar-Jarring You ever see really stupid computer special effects in a movie and get mad about it? Here's a list of the most common terrible mistakes made with CGI. [Cracked]

Weezy Does It We're alll sad about the passing of Sherman Helmsley. What doesn't seem to be passing away as gently is the "I guess he's movin' on up" joke. Here's a collection of folks who all made the same joke on Facebook.  [Open Status Search]

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