Packin' Heat It's not entirely unsurprising to hear that more people buy guns after a shooting tragedy, but that doesn't make it an intelligent response. [Denver Post]

Three's A Crowd Here's a special report about the woman who plays the prostitute with three breasts from the Total Recall remake. BREAKING: she doesn't really have three breasts. [Gawker]

He's Not Lyin' Snoop Dogg's doing a reggae album, and that's fine. Snoop has an interesting vocal style and who knows? It might be cool when employed with a reggae sound. That's not dumb news. Not at all. WAIT– did you say "Snoop Lion?" OK, that's dumb. BONUS DUMB: If your first single is called "La La La" I sort of suspect you aren't trying very hard. [Rolling Stone]

Hope Floats You know, a sex doll in the water might LOOK like a real drowning woman, so I understand. But still, man– 18 cops to rescue a sex doll? That's something else, right there. [Huff Post Weird]

Sub Par Excuse Wanna leave work early? Call in sick. Or, you know, set fire to a nuclear submarine. Whatever you think is best. [BroBible]

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