Model Behavior What's dumber than a <i>Playboy</i> model making a terrible joke at the expense of the Colorado shooting victims? I'm seriously at a loss on that one. And I do nothing but look for dumb stories all day. [Uproxx]

She Wasn't Framed A woman in Georgia was apparently displeased with how her mugshot looked, so she called 911. OK, show of hands– who knows what the police do to you when you waste the time of the emergency operator? Here's a hint– the woman now has a brand NEW mugshot to show off. [The Smoking Gun]

We Will Sight Them On The Beaches Winston Churchill once said that a lie can get halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. Here's a picture of Winston Churchill without pants on. [Boing Boing]

Hack Comedy What do you do if you want to help your child cheat at school, but you're too dumb to do their homework for them? How about hack into the school computer to change their grades? [Time]

Tripp Of The Tongue Here's some Bristol Palin news, if anybody still cares. [Gawker]

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