If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:

1. She needs to tell him about all the kids they're going to have. (via lamebook.com)

2. She'd better get ready for hell week. (via alexandrafriedman.com)

3. That kid learned a lot from you. (via failbook.com)

4. First world problems. (via pakinusa.tumblr.com)

5. At least they didn't have to hear it. (via work-killer.com)
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