We will never understand douchebags — those guys who GTL like it's their job. The jerks who brag about the hot female they banged last night. The rageaholics who throw tantrums because THEY ARE ALWAYS RIGHT, DAMMIT! Well, until now.
There is a reason for all this bad-boy behavior, and a hypothetical Bill Nye the Science Guy is here to explain it for those of us confused about how one gets dragged into douchebagdom.