If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:

1. The sun's a potato. (via djretrotron.tumblr.com)

2. You are what you look at online. (via daniellenavarrette.tumblr.com)

3. Five minutes is a good amount of time for grieving. (via putasmileonyourlips.tumblr.com)

4. I literally just jumped in my seat. (via failbook.com)

5. It's turning out to be another one of those nights where Jake 'likes' himself. (via ijustpeedmyself.tumblr.com)

6. It's a good idea to set realistic goals for yourself. (via nothingss-fine-im-torn.tumblr.com)

7. The hipster king cometh! (via deepfriedamerica.tumblr.com)

8. I always thought the Hippocratic Oath read like a whiney 13-year-old break up letter. (via buzzfeed.com)

9. Where were you in the great stuffing shortage of '88? (via smosh.com)

10. Not for Cirque du Soleil. (via tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com)

11. Cell phones are great for emergencies. (via smosh.com)

12. I think the police may have a problem with that plan. (via smosh.com)

13. You do know that kids today are packing heat, right? (via tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com)

14. Wait, you're not supposed to do that? (via lamebook.com)

15. Not really, unless you're a zombie. (via buzzfeed.com)

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