Guns Don't Shoot Genitals, People Shoot Genitals Hard to believe that on the day you accidentally shoot yourself in the genitals you can't even say "at least this day won't get any worse." [Huff Post Weird]

#FreeWillard Actor Fred Willard was arrested in a porn theater for an undefined-but-we-can-probably-guess 'lewd act.' I honestly don't understand this. Aren't lewd acts the whole point of porno theaters?  [LA Times]

Pitchfork? Check. Torch? Check. Here's a new Tumblr that shows you what the richest kids in America post on Instagram. It's kind of like a illustrated version of humblebrag, where no one is, what's the word? HUMBLE. [Rich Kids Of Instagram]

Monkey See, Monkey Do It Y es, perfect, totally accurate here. IF ONLY THERE WASN'T SEX IN MOVIES, THEN TEENS WOULDN'T EVER HAVE SEX. Seriously, this just never gets old, does it? [Telegraph]

Swallow Friday I'm shocked that these dirty porn stars are on Twitter! Now, here are some of their addresses and highlights from their feeds, so you can follow them. [CNN]

Excess Baggage A woman called 911 because she allegedly "needed a place to keep her bags." Sounds like a good use of 911 to me. [The Smoking Gun]

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