If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:

1. It's a good idea to set realistic goals for yourself. (via nothingss-fine-im-torn.tumblr.com)

2. The hipster king cometh! (via deepfriedamerica.tumblr.com)

3. I always thought the Hippocratic Oath read like a whiney 13-year-old break up letter. (via buzzfeed.com)

4. Where were you in the great stuffing shortage of '88? (via smosh.com)

5. Not for Cirque du Soleil. (via tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com)
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