Here, City City City! If you think about it, this could explain Alaska's overwhelming appetite for salmon. [The Sideshow]

Oh, Bama! Are you planning on voting in the Presidential election this year? OK, then you can look at this link, but ONLY if you've read everything else on the Internet about the candidates. 'Cause this is some serious old school Obama-porn. [Buzzfeed]

Dropping Shortz Conan's gone X-rated again, this time with a racy spot about doing a crossword with your wife. [Team Coco]

To Be Fair, He Didn't Believe The Hype If there's one thing dumber than popular music criticism, it's criticizing popular music criticism. That being said, enjoy hating on this 21-year-old who doesn't get Public Enemy. [NPR]

Broken Records Mitt Romney on Fox News, explaining why he's only releasing two years of tax returns: "John McCain, when he ran for President, only released two years of tax returns. John Kerry, (whose wife has) hundreds of millions of dollars, she never released her tax returns…" Uh, Mitt, you know something else those two guys had in common? THEY LOST. [Huffington Post]

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