If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:

1. Cell phones are great for emergencies. (via smosh.com)

2. I think the police may have a problem with that plan. (via smosh.com)

3. You do know that kids today are packing heat, right? (via tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com)

4. Wait, you're not supposed to do that? (via lamebook.com)

5. Not really, unless you're a zombie. (via buzzfeed.com)
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