If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:

1. Some people just can't get their act together. (via funneestuff.tumblr.com)

2. Listen to the demands of the people, Walmart! (via thisisjameson.com)

3. That's why it's important to read the warning label. (via runt-of-the-web.com)

4. Done. (via tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com)

5. Aaaand there it is. (via happyplace.com)

6. This is how I feel about George Lucas. (via lamebook.com)

7. Congratulations! You won first prize in the idiot contest. Collect $10! (via freecodesource.com)

8. Let's hope she doesn't find the caps lock button. (via tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com)

9. Unfortunately, he's not. (via lamebook.com)

10. Stuck under bone-crushing debris! YOLO!

11. Try entering your username and password in the comments section. (via unfriendable.com)

12. It's a good thing you can't catch stupid. (via facebookcraze.com)

13. Did you know that Abraham Lincoln didn't hunt vampires either? (via failbook.com)

14. Dumbest identity crisis ever. (via joe.ie)

15. In his defense, Marley and Me was kind of a tearjerker. (via unfriendable.com)

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