1. You should really pay full price for a dragon. (via youraveragesuperhero)

2. Double crap. Her subconscious was definitely not turned on after that little trick. (via muffinmage)

3. Mommy, Mommy! Uncle Jim is scaring me again! (via collegehumor)

4. Not only did I lose 12 pounds, but I also lost my deep, dark tan! (via epoh-on)

5. Oh, don't be so sensational, newspaper. He probably liked it. (via tumblefunny)

6. I just lost my appetite. (via graburhat)

7. This redneck showerhead is actually a genius idea. (via tumblefunny)

8. NO! That's not how that works, son. (via humortrain)

9. What? That's what they teach us during sorority rush. (via funnyjunk)

10. So this is all it takes to be an underwear model these days? (via absolutefunniest)

11. What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? (via funniest10k)

12. May the Force be with you, and may your money be with me. (via humortrain)

13. She'll do anything for a dog biscuit. We mean anything. (via collegehumor)

14. There, there. Rest your tired head in a chair that has soaked up at least a thousand farts. (via youraveragesuperhero)

15. There's no POO either. This sign is so smart! (via brucevvayne)

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