There's No Place Like Holmes Tom Cruise's ex has not only moved on without him, she's dropped Scientology, and re-joined the Catholic church. In other news, the priest who heard Katie's first Catholic-again confession just signed a $20 million development deal with Paramount (probably). [USA Today]

Not An iFan Here are David Lynch people who watch movies on their iPhones. (Language NSFW) [Roger Ebert's Blog]

Snack Burgulars Here's what passes for a big crime story in Canada. My favorite part of the video is when you see how many reporters are at the press conference. [The Sideshow]

I Think I'm Gonna Hurdle "Wait, I'm sorry. Did you say JUMP over the hurdles? I thought you said "smash directly through them with your chest." [Telegraph]

The Worldwide Leader In Dumb Here's ESPN, with an example of how NOT to put a poll on Facebook. [Jockular]

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