If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:
1. This is how I feel about George Lucas. (via lamebook.com)
2. Congratulations! You won first prize in the idiot contest. Collect $10! (via freecodesource.com)
3. Let's hope she doesn't find the caps lock button. (via tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com)
4. Unfortunately, he's not. (via lamebook.com)
5. Stuck under bone-crushing debris! YOLO!