Boom Goes Bust The city of San Diego was supposed to have a 20 minute fireworks show. Instead, all of them went off at once. Still, as 15 second fireworks shows go, this one was pretty sweet.  [ABC]

Jurassic Ballpark Coney Island AAA ballpark to host "hipster" night and "dinosaur" night. If only they could figure out a way to get the dinosaurs to eat the hipsters… [Brokelyn]

Wu Tang Clams Yes, this is a hip-hop themed restaurant based in Atlanta. And no, I can't take credit for that pun in the title. Wu Tang Clams are actually on the menu. Still no Ghostface Chowdah, sadly. [UPDATE: Huff Post reports the devastating news: it's just a joke. Oh well. There goes my dream of ordering "Too $hort ribs."]  [Bon Rappetite]

Mommy? Can I Go Out And Read Tonight?  Did you ever see that video where the guy from The North Side Kings knocked out metal god and cat lover Glenn Danzig? Yeah, well, the book is better. [AV Club]

Bay Area Bungle WHAT– You thought we WEREN'T going to show you the video? I feel bad for Maya.

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