It's that time of the year when we celebrate the day our Founding Fathers told King George to 'bugger off' (we were still a colony, you know)! Normally I'd tell everyone to have a safe Independence Day but as these videos clearly show, no one's going to listen. So here are some videos that'll show you why it's a terrible idea to play Jedi vs. Stormtroopers with roman candlesticks.
Make love not war this 4th of July.
Ever wanted to see a fireworks display close up? Yeah me neither.
What kind of person shoots off fireworks during Halloween? The same person who makes fireworks on their kitchen table.
Russians celebrate the 4th of July a little differently, to say the least.
I don't think this is what the warning label meant when it said, "Keep away from face and eyes."
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