If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:

1. The same way that you're not considered a 'bread' for eating toast. (via i-n-f-a-m-y.tumblr.com)

2. It's ok, this picture will only seen by EVERYBODY. (via lamebook.com)

3. Arrgh!!! If only my charger wasn't STUCK IN THE PHONE! (via sydkneeeee.tumblr.com)

4. A promise she'll fulfill right after this last cigarette. (via thisisjameson.com)

5. So does that mean he was stabbed by a group of senators? (via smosh.com)
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