Full moon fever What's the best way to NOT get arrested? If you answered "tell the cops that you will fight them, and then drop your pants and moon them" you are probably in jail right now. On the bright side, it's cool that they let you read blogs in jail these days. I had no idea. [Syracuse.com]

Ask a stupid question… In response to a question that he felt was "off topic," New Jersey Governor Chris Christie asked if a reporter is "stupid" and then called him an "idiot." OK Governor, let's do a NEW topic then. Are you a kind of a d**k? [CNN]

We're going to need a bigger blog "I'm sorry, seals? Did you just say I shouldn't go swimming near any seals? Why exactly would you say something like that?" [Daily Mail]

Support the troops, but don't actually pay them  By way of full disclosure, I have a brother who is currently serving his country in Afghanistan as part of the Naval Reserve. So, while I may be biased, I still think that even suggesting cutting the pay of the men and women who will be risking their lives on the fourth of July is not only dumb and disrespectful, it's unpatriotic. [Military.com]

Boom goes the dumb-o-mite Finally, from our friends at the Tosh.0 blog, here's a video called The Ultimate Fireworks Fail Compilation. The last clip has some NSFW language, so if you're some place where watching a bottle rocket explode in a human being's anus is A-OK, but the word "mother******" makes people uptight, then you know, headphones I guess? Enjoy, and be careful out there:

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