I hate it when people use the old 'blame the Jews' excuse for all their problems. It's like Mossad (Israel's CIA) doesn't have anything better to do with their time than cause your toilet to back up. As idiotic as it is, some people just need a scapegoat for their poor life choices. So if you're looking for someone to blame for your eighth failed eBay business, before you point your finger at the 'international Jew' let me suggest these other possible scapegoats.  

1. The lizard people
2. Tight jeans
3. Freemasons 
4. Flip-Flips
5. Yourself 

Wait a minute, did I put 'yourself' on that list? Why yes I did and for a good reason too! You can't come down on anyone for your lot in life…except yourself. But if you've got your mind set on randomly accusing a group for being the cause of all your problems, at least point your finger at the people who deserve it: Vertical video shooters.

Knee pads? Looks like Elmo's found a way to make a little money on the side. 

[Huffington Post]

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