Cheaters Never Win David Beckham and Tim Tebow are two men that married women want to have an affair with. Don't worry, husbands. I'm sure they'll settle for your golf buddy. [NESN]

Side Dish We all made fun of The Huffington Post for having a special section devoted to sideboob. But who among us DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT? This guy, for one, who presents the rarest of rare birds, a text-based sideboob slideshow: [Wonkette]

Randy Richter I'm not sure what kind of porn you're into, but if it invoves Conan O'Brien's sidekick taking not one, but two hot bowls of soup into his mouth, you're in luck. (You are probably not in luck.) [Conan.xxx]

Pub-Loch School Education If the best way you can think of to disprove the theory of evolution is by teaching thousands of school children that the Loch Ness Monster is real, you need to go sit in a corner for a while. [The Scotsman]

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