1. The only thing Murphy wanted in life was to be special. And perhaps prime placement in Bodybuilder Creeps magazine. (via pbsparents)

2. Just skip this one. It makes us SO ANGRY just looking at it. (via elpatron316)

3. What? It makes perfect sense to us. (via humortrain)

4. Lobster Motorcycle: Born to be wild… and dinner. (via collegehumor)

5. The small door on the right gives away your dumb plan, clever architect. (via absolutelymadness)

6. While everyone else was partaking in the pie-eating contest, Harvey took the opportunity to properly savor some free cherry pie. (via detko2)

7. It's about damn time. When I was a kid, all my people were orange. (via heyyy-theree)

8. Clearly Stewie just can't wait to pop out of that man's butt. (via lulz-time)

9. Everyone should have Taco Bell as their prom photo backdrop, followed by a Big Beef MexiMelt. (via thatsoratchet)

10. Did the Apocalypse happen already? (via absolutelymadness)

11. Look closely… guess Junior had to learn how to use a camera phone at some point. (via ghettoredhot)

12. Oh, milk. Y U so silly? (via tumblefunny)

13. While you were getting ready for bed, this was happening over in Japan… (via funniest10k)

14. Little Johnny swears he just goes for the hot wings. (via laugh-your-butt-off)

15. Oh, it never occurred to me to do so. Thanks. (via kawaiiweirdo)

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