That's the great thing about being a chick. I don't have to do too much to get laid. Walk into a bar. Or a grocery store. Or a coffee shop, and shout, "WHO WANTS TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE AND GET IT ON??" And chances are, I'd (or so I'd hope) get at least one taker of my so generously offered lady flower.
Guys, on the other hand, have to try a little harder. And if you're of the socially awkward, not-very-good-looking variety, it could be next to impossible. Sad face. Out of options, these borderline insane guys went to extreme measures to ensure a soft place to lay their love stick. And it's, um, absolutely shocking to say the least.