I have no idea why some spoiled rich kids can't just be happy BEING spoiled rich kids! If I were a trust fund baby or an heir to a hotel empire I'd be perfectly happy sitting at a coffee shop with my other rich friends making fun of poor people.
But Paris Hilton just can't seem to stick to her role in society as 'the useless aristocrat' because now she's decided to strike out on her own and ruin yet ANOTHER mediocre profession. For those of you keeping score (and if you are, you need another hobby) here's a very short list of professions that Paris Hilton's tried to ruin:
1. Porn star
2. Pop singer
3. Actress
4. Producer
5. Author
Her foray into the world of DJing is just the latest profession added to her growing list of failures and the one that surprised me the most. I mean it really isn’t that hard being a DJ, since you’re essentially just turning a few knobs, but she even needed an assistant for that! Maybe if she actually wanted some respect she’d start from the bottom and work her way up. Although I don’t see her and that giant jumbotron montage of herself going over very well with the high school prom crowd.
At least there’s plenty to learn from Paris Hilton’s failures because if she’s good at one thing, it's being an example. Not a good one, but an example.
The Worldwide Leader in Dumb! Stalk us on Facebook and Twitter.
