Let me start by saying this is hands down the best photo we've ever used on Dumb As A Blog. I have no idea what happened at this photoshoot or what this photo was actually supposed to represent, but whatever it is, this guy's definitely about to use some hair removal cream and slice up some cucumbers for his eyes. And it makes me wanna hang out with him ASAP. Because he probably has an awesome selection of teas.
ANYWAY, even if it's clear that I kind of wanna be in some sort of asexual cuddling friendship with this guy (who almost definitely moves his hands A LOT when he speaks, which is always neat), if he were making my life absolutely miserable in the process, I'd have to let that dream go. Yeah, sure I'd miss the coconut oolong tea he brought back from Madegascar, and yeah, maybe I'd be scared of a life without someone who looks better in headbands than I do, but when things get toxic, that's just what has to happen. So if you have a super ripped yet intensely feminine boyfriend of your own and every single person you know can't wait for you to dump him so they won't have to hear about how he's crushing your spirit, read this immediately.