Forget about complicated, overpriced sex toys. If an increase in hardware sales are any indication, folks seem to be forgoing the fur-covered handcuffs and fancy flavored lubes for $3 coils of rope. Oh, and it's all Christian Grey's fault.
Kinky adult book 50 Shades of Grey has women across the country fantasizing about bondage and sadomasochism, while their husbands/fiancés/boyfriends stock up on cotton rope and cable ties (two items that the book's antagonist uses to restrain his object of desire). It's true — hardware sales are spiking. Click here for the full story, along with a few helpful tips on how to safely experiment with bondage in the bedroom. No word yet on whether or not Macy's has sold out of gray silk ties.
'50 Shades of Grey' Increases Rope Sales
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