Fish Food Because if you have a one-and-a-half-year old girl in the house, why wouldn't you also own a pet piranha? That just MAKES ALL THE SENSE IN THE WORLD. [Huff Post Green]

Long Strange Tripp Let's Face It: It's a slow news day. [NY Post]

Nerd Herd  "What you are about to see is not scripted. These are real people, in rubber armor, wielding foam swords." [Nerdist]

Rusty Anchors "The chicken-and-egg debate over which got dumb first — the viewing masses or the news — seems less important than the fact that both are true."  [New York Times]

Bad Advice Here's how to do something you should never do. No, I'm serious. This entire article should just read, "Just don't do it, idiot. " [ShortList.com]

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